Toilet Demotivational Poster
OH HELL NO SPIDER -
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
T-REX - It's rude to take a shit during it's performance.
DEMOTIVATION - supreme example
CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...
ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.
Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists
Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -
SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done
SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on
MANAGEMENT LESSON -
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER
YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?
ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
HABU SAKI -
MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan
USE ANDREX -
INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.
CENTAURS - So... How does this thing work?
FEELING INSPIRED -
DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there
THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly
Down Deep -
CALL A PLUMBER - I'm Heading Back To The Party For More Beer And Donuts
MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!
SOMETIMES - you have to shout at your toilet
LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.
OH HELL NO -
Toilet Paper -
ONLY - for that girl in my dreams
A GIRL ON A TOILET - the sexiest thing ever
BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life
THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7
TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.
TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!
YOUR SON -
TOILET BOMBS - Sometimes You Have to Drop Them
NEVER AGAIN - will I use the toilet at Wes Craven's house!
POTTY HUMOR -
DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"
WASHROOM BREAK -
LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.
SELF ASSURANCE -
SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen
SIGNS - For those without sense of any kind
MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs
POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough
GET ON, BUCKLE UP, BE BRAVE - Chili Tonight
BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride
IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....
Ginger Bashing -
THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!
MISSING YOU -
I DON'T TAKE NO SH*T FROM NOBODY - My friend here takes it for me.
public restrooms -
UNDERAGE DRINKING -
SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!
SELF PORTRAITS -
TOILET PAPER - is what missing from this picture.
HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED. - Tried to shit, but only farted. Now I stand, and all depressed. Forced a fart, but shit my pants.
Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -
a rare look -
Ads On Toilet Paper -
MARRIAGE 101 - If she doesn't understand it, she will try to ruin it for you.
DON'T JUDGE A MAN... -
A REAL FRIEND - Walks in when the rest of the world walks away. I just wish they would learn to knock first.
NO NEED TO WORRY -
Extreme Toilet -
LOW CLASS -
YES... - ...this is Fox News, how can we help you?
LAWLS! - Do NOT fish in a toilet.
ROCK BOTTOMT -
POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime
MWLF'S STEW - At first, everything seemed fine. Then I entered the bathroom. Needless to say. I think your toilet is broken...
PERPETUAL RECYCLING - You can stand there, taking it in one end as it goes out the other
CHRISTIANITY - Well this sums it up nicely.
SAKURA -SAN -
SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!
JUST WATCH THE SOCCER FANS -
GOD IS CALLING - He must have found my phone number on the bathroom wall.
THE INTERNET - Who needs it when toilet walls still exist?
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