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Toilet Demotivational Poster


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.61/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone shot a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" photo. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?

TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?

Patience -

TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

T-REX - It's rude to take a shit during it's performance.

DEMOTIVATION - supreme example

TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l

CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...

ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!

TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.

TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.

THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.

TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.

Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists

Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.58/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.55/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....

TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.

TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D

STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on

TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.4/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.



TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm

GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER

YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?

ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.

TAGS: rocket toilets bathroom flush potty
Rating: 4.87/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 11:44 pm
That's one way to avoid having to stop just to use the restroom.
440wakeup - December 13, 2011, 8:24 pm
because making hair-pin turns at mach 2 well need I continue


WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.

TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan

TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

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Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll shit rabbits!



TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.

INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.

CENTAURS - So... How does this thing work?


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am

DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there

THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly

Down Deep -

TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm
Fractal feces...


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)

CALL A PLUMBER - I'm Heading Back To The Party For More Beer And Donuts

MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!

TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!

SOMETIMES - you have to shout at your toilet

TAGS: drunk toilet
Rating: 2.73/5

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LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.

TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

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LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D


TAGS: toilet funny poop
Rating: 4.77/5

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Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 9:04 am
5 "Hell yeah" wet lions
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 7:48 pm
5 pebble turds

Toilet Paper -

ONLY - for that girl in my dreams

A GIRL ON A TOILET - the sexiest thing ever

TAGS: toilet bathroom
Rating: 1.36/5
iPwn - June 17, 2009, 1:45 am
Oh dude! I need to put a TV in my shitter!
your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yeah, a girl dropping a deuce is m greatest fantasy. Fuckhead. Grow up.
WTF - February 12, 2009, 4:54 pm
Apparently the submitter of this fake has never seen a girl on a bed!
Anonymous - October 21, 2008, 3:25 pm
After a while, I noticed a book in the background... so that's where I left it...
me - September 26, 2008, 3:39 pm
thats not a dildo, its a can of air freshener
BANJAXED - September 6, 2008, 12:34 am
If that's her dildo on the toilet tank it would be like sticking your dick in the ocean and fucking the world
RnR - September 4, 2008, 11:18 am
what i find unsettling is the television set.. i mean, i am NOT a 5 minute man myself, but for actually sitting there watchin whatever.... piles !
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:38 am
I would also like to add, I am a very creepy individual who would at best, be lucky to be allowed in the presence of a female. Let alone someone who would let me watch them go poopy.
R. Kelly - September 4, 2008, 10:24 am
That's hot.
Xena Warrior Mallrat - July 30, 2008, 4:17 am
Ewww. Ew Ew Ew.

BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life

TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally

THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7

TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.

TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!

TAGS: pope toilet beer
Rating: 3.86/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:23 pm
Ahahahaha nice!


TOILET BOMBS - Sometimes You Have to Drop Them

TAGS: toilet saints
Rating: 2.82/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 15, 2010, 11:58 am
Boondocks Saints FTW

NEVER AGAIN - will I use the toilet at Wes Craven's house!

TAGS: wes craven toilet
Rating: 2.5/5

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ohhai - August 1, 2011, 11:03 pm
um wtf?


TAGS: toilet paper
Rating: 5/5

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Current Resident - April 22, 2013, 4:39 pm
Navy and Marines set the roll to Inboard. Martha Stewart rolls Outboard to show the pretty paper....
MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:31 am
If you have teenagers, it really doesn't matter...they don't care which way is right or wrong, they still don't have a clue how to replace it when it's empty!
robbidos - January 8, 2013, 10:27 am
its only backwards if you dont have a little kid or cat.

DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"

TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm

hehe...nice :)


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm


LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.


SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen

SIGNS - For those without sense of any kind

MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs

POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough


BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride

TAGS: funny toilet seat
Rating: 1.9/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:44 am
MOTINOOBS Actual humour is completely unintentional.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
AK, it was a gift to the regulars... and that is what the love is all about!
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
lol, wow AK
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
I laughed at that too... Was it mean to approve this..?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Heh heh.... buckel.

IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....

Ginger Bashing -

TAGS: ginger bashing cats animals toilet
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 25, 2015, 10:56 pm
Thanks for both 5-ers
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:42 pm
Sent this too! Oh weeping one, you have vastly improved a truly hideous day by giving me a stomach ache of the BEST kind!! Once again, 2 5Ls from the redheads!!

THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!

TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

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Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm

Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


TAGS: heart ache break up skank toilet humor your mom
Rating: 4.44/5

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Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:54 pm
Pretty funny. 5L
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:31 pm
rerun - August 29, 2010, 4:20 pm

you can almost hear the echo.....she looks like a dirty girl too.

I DON'T TAKE NO SH*T FROM NOBODY - My friend here takes it for me.

public restrooms -

TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!


TOILET PAPER - is what missing from this picture.


TAGS: life time woman fun joke cash pay toilet too late pee pant leg ankle heel
Rating: 2.67/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 16, 2009, 7:31 am
Hehehe! Cuuute

HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED. - Tried to shit, but only farted. Now I stand, and all depressed. Forced a fart, but shit my pants.

TAGS: toilet
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - February 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
The past tense of "sit" is "sat".

Suddenly -

Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -


TAGS: child toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 11:58 pm

lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 11:57 pm

CloudchaserS - July 3, 2013, 11:56 pm
Babies are ghoulies?

a rare look -

Ads On Toilet Paper -

TAGS: toilet paper ads
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:55 pm
True story.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:54 pm
All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an assailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:53 pm
"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:49 pm
Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 11:47 am
Hmmm, I see.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:40 am
Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!

MARRIAGE 101 - If she doesn't understand it, she will try to ruin it for you.


TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
hahaha... tricky

A REAL FRIEND - Walks in when the rest of the world walks away. I just wish they would learn to knock first.

TAGS: friend world toilet wish knock
Rating: 4.21/5

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thank you I did and it doesnt seem (boom)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:44 am
And here's 5ome matches.. please light one. heh


Extreme Toilet -


TAGS: cheap bar toilet
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bah - October 15, 2009, 2:24 pm
time invested of course. Drunks are fuggin lazy
DV8 - July 3, 2009, 12:13 pm
...If what you say is true dj, whats to stop the drunks from just pulling the toilet paper off the roll and stuffing it down the toilet?
djl4570 - April 4, 2009, 9:29 pm
It's to keep childish drunks from stuffing the whole roll down the toilet to block it. Some of them get that way after the forty-seventh rejection the same night.
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am
If you can't figure out this toilet paper, you are on the wrong planet.

YES... - ...this is Fox News, how can we help you?

LAWLS! - Do NOT fish in a toilet.

TAGS: party toilet people
Rating: 2.21/5

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CraigR - December 7, 2008, 7:47 am
the top right one must be the stig


TAGS: toilet
Rating: 1.7/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:26 pm
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 12:13 pm
I knew you'd like it, aggy. ;)
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:10 pm
Who knows what results lurk in the acts of plagiarism? The shadow knows!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:44 am
Okay, you take Lolt cat, I get Longt Cat.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:43 am
Seriously? I'm about to make a ton of Lolt Cat posters...ready the queue.
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:41 am
Oh. Well, in that case... Sorry! Sorry, everybody!
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:39 am
O, wait...that T makes it original. No foul. Ask the British.
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:38 am
He titled it wrong. Made me laugh.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:35 am
Not to mention...This Poster is older than Jesus and apostles! Honestly, dude, if you're going to plagiarize...AT LEAST PLAGIARIZE NEW SH*T!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:32 am
He's already received a warning. Some people are ridiculous.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:27 am
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:22 am
I'm pretty sure you just earned yourself a ban with this one, honey.

POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime

MWLF'S STEW - At first, everything seemed fine. Then I entered the bathroom. Needless to say. I think your toilet is broken...

TAGS: mwlf s stew toilet breaks
Rating: 4.15/5

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boomstick - January 14, 2010, 3:27 am
i had a house look like that once. Was right after that all you can eat Taco Bell.
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:53 pm
ROR! Good poster Grim! LD way too funny, if someone says its too soon F*CK EM!
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 5:32 pm
What's really sad is what just happened in Haiti. I tried to tell EGD it wasn't a good place for "Burrito-Fest 2010" but does he listen? Noooooooo. What? Too soon?
Grim [email protected] - January 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Finally one of my posters is in the lead. #1 at 4:38pm ATL Jan 13th 2010. A date which will live in infamy.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 2:10 pm
Your fault for having seconds.

PERPETUAL RECYCLING - You can stand there, taking it in one end as it goes out the other

CHRISTIANITY - Well this sums it up nicely.

TAGS: toilet christianity
Rating: 3.56/5

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DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice, 5L
forseti - September 13, 2010, 8:14 am
exactly my kind of humor, sorry... 5 holy lions from me ;)


SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!

TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

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Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?


TAGS: i love the toilet paper roll in this pic
Rating: 3.32/5

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doofenshmirtz - November 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
HI LARIUOS. I Love Timmies they do such stupid things, hell 1st don't invice invite Bone over to your house, and 2 don't fap off while he is there or he will catch you.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:19 am
Don't be so hateful dear Timmies...I cherish each and every 1 I get. You're like the children I never had...but would have had Jeffry Dalmers babysit!
Dude 4515 - October 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
hilarious! 5 poodles to counter the fapping timmie horde.
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
Good job...A+ plus 5L...now get back to work.


GOD IS CALLING - He must have found my phone number on the bathroom wall.

THE INTERNET - Who needs it when toilet walls still exist?